Brooks Lopez

Nick Lowe - Sensitive Man

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:56:19 -0400

Nick Lowe - Sensitive Man

A his ‘n hers Wollensak! #Compromise #February

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:53:30 -0500

A his ‘n hers Wollensak! #Compromise #February

nickkroll: this is a very great picture.

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 11:40:08 -0500

nickkroll:

this is a very great picture.

NERDS: Not From The Wonka Factory

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 19:24:53 -0500

The definition of the word “nerd,” per Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary is as...

Me: In what way are they similar Twitter? Twitter: “You mean...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:21:00 -0500

Me: In what way are they similar Twitter?

Twitter: “You mean aside from the fact that Marvin Lewis use to be on the coaching staff of both of these professional football franchises that happen to be from the same universe, galaxy, planet, hemisphere, continent, country, league, conference and division; both of whom debuted as Ohioan home teams?”

Me: Ok so there are some similarities but you wouldn’t say that Maroon 5 is similar to The Beach Boys just because they are L.A. based “rock” bands. I’m just saying you wouldn’t suggest antifreeze to someone based on the fact that they like hot chocolate. These similarities would only be valid if the same person enjoyed whiny repetitive music and the sweet taste of death to make these suggestions valid. You catch my drift?

Twitter: Not at all. My suggestions are base on algorithms. I suggest you stop pretending you are the voice of Twitter which is similar to Manti T’eo.

Chelsea Peretti hits Nick Kroll in the face with ranch dressing...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 10:29:16 -0500

Chelsea Peretti hits Nick Kroll in the face with ranch dressing (x)

Street treats don’t sound like anything I’d...

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:32:00 -0500

Street treats don’t sound like anything I’d eat— with or without Sesame.

Soapy hands. Slippery grip.

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:06:31 -0400

Soapy hands. Slippery grip.

“Okay guys grab my monkey hand. Now grab his monkey hand,...

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 17:29:00 -0400

“Okay guys grab my monkey hand. Now grab his monkey hand, now you grab her monkey hand. That’s it— keep it up. Come on it’s our only way out. We have to prove there are animals cuter than kittens. Now link— And pull!”

J Roddy Walston & The Business came to Baltimore about 2...

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 17:01:00 -0400

J Roddy Walston & The Business came to Baltimore about 2 years ago and I was fortunate enough to discover them by going to a free concert for Drive-By Truckers. I bought some of their music immediately after the concert and have since found three album cover artwork’s all for the same album, Hail Mega Boys. I found this especially interesting because I’m obsessed with album art so the more the merrier but why three or even two; new marketing strategy? Anyway, In 2010 they released a new self titled album with a few songs from Hail Mega Boys and two singles I highly recommend to get yourself “into the business.”

1.Don’t Break The Needle

2. Brave Man’s Death

This lil’ guy is a cheap way to add some extra analog...

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 16:24:00 -0400

This lil’ guy is a cheap way to add some extra analog flavor and some retro flare to your music listening experience. Plus:

”the tubes, they glow in the dark.” (Warren Zevon, Carmelita, Warren Zevon 1976)

If you like Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule and exposing the...

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:47:00 -0400

If you like Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule and exposing the flaws of PBS then this British sitcom from 1997 has been missing from your life. Find it on the web at http://www.movieberry.com/brass_eye and enjoy.

For forgetful fourth generation iphone users. Adds a tracking...

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:37:00 -0400

For forgetful fourth generation iphone users. Adds a tracking device to my wallet and cardholders and protection to my phone. You will be hated by many and envied by many more.

This coming spring, Obrycki’s is clawsing its doors to...

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:58:00 -0500

This coming spring, Obrycki’s is clawsing its doors to Baltimore City. Somehow, less crabs in Baltimore sounds like a good thing. Unfortunately, these crabs were pretty good even for a tourist attraction. However, there are still plenty of places to get a delicious bushel of crabs in Baltimore. Just tell me where you’ll be when you’re in town and I’ll give you the low down on where and how to find said, bushels of crabs, and how to stay away from the crabs in a bush. Okay?

Can we eat this Guava?

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 11:29:43 -0500

Can we eat this Guava?

Smurf’s in 3D. Sheesh, what’s next— Snorks in...

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 13:35:00 -0500

Smurf’s in 3D. Sheesh, what’s next— Snorks in 3D?

I bought these when I saw them on Zach Galifinakis’ face...

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 14:04:00 -0500

I bought these when I saw them on Zach Galifinakis’ face on The Hangover. Make fun all you want but I couldn’t resist at only $15. They’ve bumped the price a bit but these are still a great value and they work great also.

A replica of a disposable coffee cup from various locations in...

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 13:54:20 -0500

A replica of a disposable coffee cup from various locations in the city of New York in a porcelain non-disposable edition. Drink your fix out of this.

Update: Leslie Nielsen will not be playing in another hard to...

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 12:27:00 -0500

Update: Leslie Nielsen will not be playing in another hard to watch movie with the word “Movie” in the title of the movie again. Now we can go back to remembering how great he was on Airplane and in the Naked Gun trilogy.

Above is a picture of O.C. Sand, one of my favorite...

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 15:16:00 -0500

Above is a picture of O.C. Sand, one of my favorite doughnut’s from The Fractured Prune Donut Shoppe. Fractured Prune is the East Coast gold standard for pieces of dough with a hole in them. Click here for more of their creations!